The Halftime Performers of Super Bowl XLVIII

Bruno Mars
If you Google the phrase “multi-platinum funk rockers” you only get eight results (well, maybe now nine), but they all relate to one specific, shirtless California band; The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. If you Google the phrase “diminutive crooner” you get 1,300 results, relating to all sorts of folks, but the second result, as of this writing, is describing contemporary chart-topper Bruno Mars (PeekYou profile here).