Chris Hemsworth Named ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ – Plus, the PeekScores of All the Sexiest Men

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MAN ALIVE! Cinema’s Thor, Chris Hemsworth, a man widely acknowledged as sexy — just look at him! — has been determined to be, by those who determine such things (i.e. People Magazine), sexier than every other living man.

Back in 1985, People did the Earth’s inhabitants a huge solid and filled them in on who, of all the many men walking the planet at that time, was the Sexiest Man Alive (it was, for the record, Road Warrior star Mel Gibson). We thanked them, as these things are important to know.

On a mostly annual basis in the years which have come and gone since, People has continued to keep the general public abreast of the various developments and changes in the field of sexiest men. In that time, they’ve named 25 different men — with some of the men being honored more than once — as sexiest (all but two of whom, Patrick Swayze and John F. Kennedy, Jr., are still alive).

We here at PeekYou don’t know from sexy, sexier, or sexiest, really. That’s not so much our gig. These seem like a fine bunch of gentlemen, and we wish them the best. But we do know from digital footprints, as measured on our PeekScore scale — meaning, the degrees to which one is making a mark, and is influential, on and within the Internet — and we decided it a fine idea to see how these apparent hunks measure up in terms of their own impacts and presences here in the ether of the Web.

Rank Picture Name Year(s) PeekScore
1

Tom Cruise 1990 10.00 / 10.00
2

Brad Pitt 1995, 2000 10.00 / 10.00
3

Johnny Depp 2003, 2009 9.99 / 10.00
4

George Clooney 1997, 2006 9.91 / 10.00
5

Mel Gibson 1985 9.85 / 10.00
6

Ryan Reynolds 2010 9.74 / 10.00
7

Ben Affleck 2002 9.34 / 10.00
8

John F. Kennedy, Jr. (deceased) 1988 9.33 / 10.00
9

Adam Levine 2013 9.29 / 10.00
10

Channing Tatum 2012 9.15 / 10.00
11

Matt Damon 2007 9.12 / 10.00
12

Pierce Brosnan 2001 9.11 / 10.00
13

Richard Gere 1993, 1999 9.10 / 10.00
14

Bradley Cooper 2011 9.10 / 10.00
15

Hugh Jackman 2008 9.09 / 10.00
16

Nick Nolte 1992 9.05 / 10.00
17

Sean Connery 1984 9.04 / 10.00
18

Chris Hemsworth 2014 9.03 / 10.00
19

Denzel Washington 1996 8.99 / 10.00
20

Harrison Ford 1998 8.97 / 10.00
21

Jude Law 2004 8.80 / 10.00
22

Matthew McConaughey 2005 8.63 / 10.00
23

Patrick Swayze (deceased) 1991 8.26 / 10.00
24

Mark Harmon 1986 8.23 / 10.00
25

Harry Hamlin 1987 7.94 / 10.00